Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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