Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
operation harelip BJ is a go
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
