I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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