im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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