My brain says no but my pants say off.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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