Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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