my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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