My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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