So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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