why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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