Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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