Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Who died my cat blue again?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
