Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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