You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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