chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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