Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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