Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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