ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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