love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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