don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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