So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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