If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
porn star boner night. come get it.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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