just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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