Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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