i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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