just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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