Me too!
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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