Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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