Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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