So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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