She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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