Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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