suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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