I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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