i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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