this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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