Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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