I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
sex in a hospital.. check
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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