For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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