Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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