if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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