i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Be still, my beating vagina.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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