I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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