But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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