I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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