Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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