make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Come see our sink grown plant.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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