i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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