Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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