omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
40s are totally the cure
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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