I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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