i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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